Scientist discover that your fat ass is awesome. But Yahoo had a much better headline then I did….

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Being the world’s leading finacial expert/yenta, I am often asked to help out in serious high price negotiations. Yesterday, I recieved this letter that I thought I would pass along to all of you.

Greetings fellow g/l/b/t business!

You are probably aware that GLB Publishers has been publishing fiction, non-fiction, and poetry print books written by and for gays, lesbians, and bisexuals for about 18 years, and most of them are also available as e-books in up to eight formats. These are books involving those in our community on all sides of the aisles. Most of our books are sold in bookstores, supplied by our wholesalers and distributors in the US, Canada, England (Europe), and Australia (Africa). The e-
books are sold online as downloads to remote spots around the globe where English-speaking men and women need valuable communication with our community (even Iraq).

When GLB started in 1990, “GLB” was unknown and people used to ask what it meant. They know now. We even have a legal trademark on it.

But the time has come to pass the torch; GLB Publishers is for sale to other individuals or organization who are interested in bringing information and gay expression to the fore around the world. There are about 80 books in circulation; the stock/inventory of unused books is, of course, extensive, and there are closer to 130 titles available in various formats online. In addition to our main web site (www.glbpubs.com) we have about a dozen smaller sites for special subjects and
individual authors.

Feel free to inquire directly to me, owner and President of GLB Publishers as well as its editor, in San Francisco at (415) 621-8307 between 9 AM and 9 PM west coast time. My declining health is a major element in this decision, and my main goal is to see that our work is further extended in the future.

W. L. (Bill) Warner
Editor and Publisher
GLB Publishers
1028 Howard St. # 503
San Francisco, CA 94103
glbpubs@comcast.net
www.glbpubs.com

Summer is here kids!  Time for big summer movie blockbusters!   This last Tuesday, I attended a super-secret, invite-only, top-shelf event with crowd of cheapskate journalists for a screening of IRON MAN!

Read my review right HERE!  

Okay, these titles are moving from cutesy to crass quickly - but I just can’t resist.

According to our pals at Gizmodo.com…. 

There are very few gadgets out there today where saying “sucks balls” in the description is a compliment, but these putter grip replacements from NeverMore are one such example. The rubber grips replace your putter’s normal grip, and allow you to retrieve a golf ball from the cup without bending over. 

What a great gift! And just in time for Father’s Day. Actually, it is just in time for Mother’s Day too.   

CNN personality Richard “Dick” Quest was busted in Central Park this week with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said. WOW !  That’s the kind of stuff we want in our “Situation Room.” (Go HERE for the facts)

Quest, 46 (Frankly, he looks way older), was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.  Juicy juicy juicy! 

The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something investigative journalist Quest should have known because of all the signs saying “Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m.” 

Quest was initially busted for loitering. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket. Clearly, he was on his way home from a rager at Anderson Cooper’s duplex. 

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of the defendant’s honest yet stupid statement that . . . ‘I’ve got some meth in my pocket.’ ” Wonder if he was trying to share? 

Quest’s lawyer, Alan Abramson, had an innocuous version of events.

“Mr. Quest didn’t realize that the park had a curfew,” Abramson said. He was simply “returning to his hotel with friends.”  GOOD FRIENDS. 

At a hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, Quest agreed to undergo six months of drug counseling in return for an “adjournment in contemplation of dismissal,” which means the misdemeanor charges against him will be dropped and the case sealed if he stays out of trouble and completes his drug program. Ahhh, celebrity justice!  

Quest, known for his hollering antics and stunts on CNN  declined comment, as did a CNN spokeswoman. 

On his official CNN bio, the network calls him “one of the most instantly recognizable members of the CNN team.”  Wonder what his Manhunt bio says?

 

My little blog is brought to you fom the Keystone State of PA. Currently, we are the hottest ticket in town, with reporters, celebrities, and politicians crawling all over us like maggots on meat. Both Hilary and Obama are working us over, as well as their nearest and dearest. Two weeks, Chelsea Clinton rolled through Philadelphia stumping for her Mom. One of her campaign spots was local watering hole Woodys (and it was Latin night….I thought that was funny…) I yapped all about it for my day job - DigPhilly - and you can read my mindwarping article HERE.

Why do I bring up this non-news? Sure, it’s a bit dated…But I needed to set the stage before I introduced what might be the world’s WORST picture of anyone, and a former-First Daughter.

That is me on the right. No, I don’t normally look like Donald Duck. Yes, Chelsea is looking at me like I am insane. Horrifying

Tori Spelling, star of the groundbreaking drama Beverly Hills 90210 and daughter of television demi-god Aaron Spelling, has announced her adoration for the gays.

No! Tori Spelling? Likes the gays? Wha????? I’m shocked!

Seriously, is this front page news? The girl appeared on Hotel and the Love Boat before she was 13, of course she was a fruit fly!

Read more HERE!

Are you one of the million gals who has the iPhone? Do you also have a car? 

If you said “Yup” to both - then the gadget geeks at Digital Lifestyles Outfitters have a toy for you.The VentMount allows you to mount any iPhone onto your car’s vent, which means you can move the phone both vertically and horizontally!  Will wonders never cease?  

Now, I can gab incessantly OR watch movies while cruising at over-the-limit speeds. Look out kids, Speed Racer ain’t paying attention no more!

The inexpensive VentMount is only $25. And joy-oh-joy, the mount also doubles as a belt clip. Even more nerdiness!  

GFN sports correspondent Hilary McQuate-Kranke has alerted us to a hot new Olympic find….The Javelin! 

Not this Javelin .

Specifically,  javelins thrown by U.S. Olympic hopeful Breaux Greer (left), who is, as described by the highly heterosexual gang at ESPN, “6′2″, 230 pounds, with broad shoulders and a sculpted chest that filters into a 33-inch waist. Beijing is six months away, but the native of Monroe, La., wants you to know that he has a plan in place if he fails to qualify at the trials in July. “I think I’ll do porn,” he says in a deep, gravelly, Cajun accent. “That’s something I know I do well.”

Now that we tore you away from your spreadsheets, read more about Breaux here…  

This BREAKING NEWS from friend of GFN, Dave Hall, who whispers to us from the halls of NY media! Project Runway has been snatched away from Bravo by Lifetime! The flagship of Bravo’s reality TV smorgasbord has been stolen!

Read all about it HERE!